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I found this one somewhere on the Internet and thought it was cute!

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined.

The priest puts his head on the block,

they pull the rope and nothing happens--he declares that he has been saved by divine intervention--so he is let go.

The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade; he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.

They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...!"

You might be an enginneeeeeeerrr if:

You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. 

The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot.

You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.

You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

You window shop at Radio Shack.

You've already calculated how much you make per second.

You've tried to repair a $5 radio.

You see a good design, and have to change it.

You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.

You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.

You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.

You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.

NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts 

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

The first said, " I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, " I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is alphabetical order."

The third said, " I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, " I like to operate on lawyers. They`re heartless, spineless and gutless."

Fifth surgeon said, " I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.."